My wife has an autoimmune syndrome that makes stairs painful in the morning. I wake up, make coffee, bring her coffee and a snack, and about an hour later when I know she’s awake I bring her breakfast in bed. We eat together and talk about what we’ll do for our respective days, and if there’s anything we need to coordinate for the day that’s when we talk about it. By the time she’s done with that she’s mobile enough to do some stretches and loosen up enough to walk.

As someone else said, coffee for morning breath, eat breakfast, then brush teeth. It’s about being served breakfast as soon as your ready to sit up in bed

It is indeed very strange

Just like killing an asshole, I don’t think it’s right, I just understand why it was done (and low-key agree tbh)

Basically

• Is it wrong? Yes
• So I understand why? Yes
• Would I do that in their shoes? Maybe
• Does that make me a hypocrite? Probably, I do lots of wrong things

Honestly, I’m with the mod on this one.

That and jeans

I found a study that disagrees. However the sample size is pretty small

Prime numbers are the best odd numbers.

You could say they’re the oddest

Copy, Stray Dog

Do not hold on to hate. Don’t pay an emotional price on people who don’t care about you

Do not feel guilt about other people suffering the consequences of their own actions. Don’t pay an emotional price on people who don’t care about you

Have empathy for the injustices others face. It helps you let go of hate

You are responsible for how you respond to your environment. They are responsible for themselves. They chose to respond to abuse by abusing others. You can perpetuate that cycle or stop it. Treat them the way you wish to be treated. Do so knowing they owe you a social debt for their abuse, and do not put yourself at risk while treating them with fairness

Do these things and you will be at peace with yourself and others.

No more than I consider Bill Watterson’s Calvin to be a redneck icon

Agreed. 12 year old me was obsessed with building robots with tank treads and lasers after watching these movies.

I still remember the home Newton tells Johnny towards the end of the first movie. And when Bonnie Tyler starts belting out Waiting for a Hero, whoof, still love that series of scenes

Already had my PSA blood work done, thanks friend.

5 more years till that first colonoscopy

Half the time it winds up being my fault as GM.

I just couldn’t resist making the transport pilot a Marge Simpson joke. Or the hotel front desk clerk the clergyman from The Princess Bride.

Look, I can’t do accents but I like funny voices, okay?

“It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.”

“Nope.”

“Pardon?”

“There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”

Carpe Jugulum

I’VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT, said Bill Door. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND

Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett

I actually don’t agree with this sentiment, but this is now a Discworld thread, and I can’t stop it

Arschgeweih is my favorite, my second favorite is from Dungeons and Daddies (Not a BDSM Podcast), where they called them Women’s Empowerment tattoos

This is the type of pedantry that annoys me and yet I admire. Bravo, good fellow, I salute you

I’m on sync and my formatting had to be

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Dunno if it’s an app thing or an instance thing

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who sold crabs from out of a bucket
He made seven pence
and took home the scents
He thought he’d become Warren Buffett

Still better than 7-9 though.

I don’t know why you’re comparing Seven of Nine to an entire movie trilogy. I think she’s a pretty cool character, catsuit not withstanding.

Speaking of Star Wars though, it would’ve been cool if they made a series of movies with the original cast set later in life. You know, like a sequel trilogy of some sort. I guess with Carrie Fisher gone that’s a lost cause. A real shame.

I guess we have to deal with the reality that a sequel trilogy has never and will never be made