Which account?

Reddit? Yes
Bank? No
Other? As needed

I’ve never experienced this. Everybody here uses headphones of some sort, and I have no idea how loud they’re listening.

He never mentioned the seat. He says nothing remotely suggesting she’s doing it intentionally. He loves that they have a perfect alternating bathroom schedule, as though they’re synchronized. That’s all.

No, he means lid.

I always put the seat and lid down before flushing. Yet none of the women I’ve ever lived with, put the lid back down when they’re done. So I frequently approach a lid that’s up, not covering a seat that’s down.