Lets build a decentralized global communication network, then centralize the everloving fuck out of it.

“Money pleeeeeease” “Who dis?”

Never let reality get in the way of the story you want to tell

There are a lot of different places in the US

Rats will also just get used to it.

Americas political parties have flipped and flopped and swapped multiple times.

Sure thing

Like an answering machine?

Duh because its white supremecy in a trenchcoat.

What do you expect me to do? Try to vote anyway?

This would cause enough civil unrest to justify canceling the midterm election

Cats don’t buy the food.

Local walmart assigns the most pathetic people to the receipt checker job. Its always either the frail old lady or the 3ft tall guy.

I often use Turd Fergusson

Thats antisemitic, the worst possible crime.

I dont think you understand the game

Why not both

Shoes

Does that matter?

You said joke… didnt you mean “treasonous cur”?