And we are overdue for an Austin powers reboot

Nokia n gauge

They had a 24 hr rotation

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

I’m literally a fool, what’s your excuse

The sacred no homers

Once you have 9 cells towards an embryo the rest of the job is embarrassingly parallel

There’s always a unit that makes the radius 1, 1cm, 1 foot, 1 furlong, one light year, 1 of something else. So the math for a circle of radius 1 would still hold.

I still need to pick up a stack of gift cards

The thing about gold is they are always mining more of it, not great for long term value

If you appeal a suspension they should be required to prove in their response that they read your appeal

It’s a real thing

That’s why you put peanut butter on it

They print both and donate the losing ones. After Super Bowl 48 (final score 43-8) there were memes about how the broncos will have a huge fan base in Africa now.

You mean you have to use your hand? That’s like a baby’s toy

Have the Peyton manning meme made into a custom jigsaw puzzle and give each relative a different piece

Everyone’s definition of rich is “has more money than me”

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Doesn’t gig work pay little enough without renting an account

An individual sausage is called a link