That one Dutch guy

They existed before fire (before the oxygen levels sustained fire on the surface)

Try Grayjay. YouTube plugin (skipps adds), video, twitch, all in 1 manageable app. Open source (to my knowledge), never seen an add.

Plant a shtload of trees and bushes, let it go ‘wild’, put cottages in between, spaced so they don’t see each other.

A ‘back to nature’ retreat around the corner.