Declare peace and get a free hat!

Those aren’t things he collected! They’re merch! He’s got multiple of each item. It’s a griftshop not a collection.

And so is closing your eyes or getting up to go to the toilet.

I’m gonna say a squirrel or cat or something too. It’s far more likely than an Amazon guy with a fully packed delivery schedule taking time out of his day to mess with your grass for some reason.

And I don’t think that’s a boot print. I don’t see any crushed or bent grass.