Sounds like you should try writing in a journal so your past self can explain what the hell went wrong!

Life doesn’t last forever.

The cops here would laugh at you for expecting them to do their jobs.

Got a vasectomy. No kids. Let the nukes fly. I know yall deep down want it because that is more easily imaginable then a world not run by oligarchs.

There is no rivalry. Lemmy is for everyone. That includes people who live their lives in different ways. Ways that you disagree with. This is a good thing.

Yes, give up on your friendship

Eventually someone will make it 100% idiot proof.

I’m getting to old for this age verification bullshit.

Because a open sourced self hosted solution like discord hadn’t been created yet.

Yeah, a light blocking friend.

Banned for many reasons, but the last one was for saying all religion are bad.

Just didn’t feel like making yet another alt to be banned.

The many times my security deposit was stolen from me. The municipality should hold its people’s deposits, and the landlord can prove in a court of law they deserve it. Shouldn’t be a problem because landlords never try to steal people’s deposits right?

Have a good two?

People who work Customer facing jobs are so burnt out, they can hardly keep track of what time it is. The phrase can be used any time of day without more thinking.

Paid vacations are not required in the USA.

clutches toothbrush

Is the first Rambo movie a Christmas movie?

People should be able to transfer their vote of their first preference didn’t win. Sorry democrats, being forced to vote for you isnt democracy.

The best things in life are in basements.

Aldis pizzas are passable, used to get the thin crusts all the time and jazz em up with sautèd veggies and extra cheese. Unfortunately, like most low cost items, it was hit extra hard when inflation price increases started ramping up.

I’ve actually started buying fancier frozen pizzas. The prices comparatively haven’t risen as much as they have for the cheap aldis za