

Yes of course. As opposed to the crab-people, the mole-people and even the lizard people, turd-people have very succesfully invaded our midst. These days there are just as many, if not more, turd-people than actual people. This isn’t just a conspiracy, the numbers back it up.








My son is getting older every day. Soon I won’t have to read him bedtime stories any more and he won’t want to cuddle all the time.