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Personally I just find it much easier to skip a meal completely than to start eating and stop before I’m full. Restricting calories could work just as well, it’s just a lot harder for me to execute with continuity.

Speaking of which… when we get there with our pitchforks and burn down the data centers, could you give us a 20 minutes lead?

Don’t leave me hanging… is it me?

“no, we meant it as a compliment!”

If I know anything at all after I’m dead, I will already have the answer to the biggest question from all major religions

the (false) sin/cos dichotomy

but… but… if sin/cos is false, that is literally tan ! (yes, I was frequently bullied in high school, why do you ask?)

“Not with that attitude, you can’t!” -Lego

It’s more that each person will have a moment in their life when they are at their gayest

Best (or at least most addictive) use of AI I’ve seen so far is https://anycrap.shop/

Might not be the biggest risk to your life but it’s 2.3% out of 55 Millions death (so, just to put things into perspective, we’re talking 1.6M deaths per year).

Besides, the risk is not only death directly in an accident. For those 33% who died from heart diseases: stress is a risk factor for cardiovascular disease and the paper does mention specifically work stress as a risk factor

The risk of a cardiovascular event was higher in patients with a history of social isolation (OR, 2.47), marital stress (OR, 2.28), work stress (OR, 3.2), childhood abuse (OR, 2.78), or trauma (OR, 2.67).

Again not all of it will be due to commuting to work, but raising your stress levels by having you commute needlessly in traffic is not good for your health even if you don’t die in a car crash.

Like, you know when you are walking and suddenly they Hulk out and break your shoes? Man I hate foot-boners!

“Trump insider” sounds like a tapeworm

Hedonic threadmill: it’s the theory that we tend to a baseline level of happiness and on average, after some time, people who have won the lottery are as happy (or unhappy) as people who have gone bankrupt.

Look at us, we are apes, barely out of trees. We were fighting predators and cold and diseases that no longer exist. Just by being alive, we are the winners of millions of years of genetic lottery, through evolution, fights, love and ingenuity.

We have access to most of human knowledge through devices that fit in our pockets, can visit other countries that were legendary to our forefathers, instead of hunting wild beasts we have satellites that guide us step by step to the nearest McDonald’s.

Imagine time-traveling a few generations back, describing our life to our grand-grandparents, seeing their eyes grow wide. Now imagine, at the end, telling them how ennui got to us and we can no longer find meaning in our life.

You’re doing it wrong. You’re meant to look at people who are happier than you and think smugly “ha… ignorants!”

I’m surprised they didn’t go for their signature move.

"Here’s the list. Aheam:

• Biden
• Biden
• Biden
• Clinton

… "

A few slaps on the butt (assisted by a carpet beater when the occasion demands it) will usually do it. At least that’s how my mom did it with us.

“You! Have! To be! Good! To! Your! Sister/neighbor/dog!”

(EDIT: /s if not clear)

can he swing from a web

no, he can’t, he’s a pig

Same here. I also found myself trying to express things in my language using English constructs or colloquialisms that don’t have a direct translation. And my English isn’t even that great, but I have to use it daily for work.