🥤👋

The thing that wasn’t working was something the previous junior programmer made just before leaving the company, and it never really worked right. The junior programmer in the picture was trying to fix it without understanding how it worked and broke 3 other things, so he’s been urgently trying to get all the things working together. The senior programmer doesn’t care if it was fixed the best way because he knows the whole system should be redone but he’ll be retiring before that happens.

The EABOD protocol, and / or the DIAF protocol.

I think it’s the one with an[object Object] in it

Still not nearly as annoying as the French refusal to just say huitante or nonante. “93” is “Quadrupletwenty-thirteen?” Êtes-vous foutant défoncé??

There’s a nearby Tesla dealership - less than a mile from the beach - and the Cybertrucks are just rusting on the lot. Apparently their steel is as stainless as their self-driving is full.

Someone somewhere failed a CAPTCHA at that exact moment.

As long as the submarine you had in mind was the OceanGate Titan, yeah.

Evey time I can remember having to use that lever it was because of some fuck driving with their 1.21GW LED high-beams on right behind me, and therefore deserving a 🖕, which can conveniently also be used to toggle the mirror… Two birds with one stone. Either that’s not nearly as universal an experience as I’d hoped or all the Lemmy users who like to drive with their brights got triggered being called out- either way my post does not meet the high editorial standards of the showerthoughts community, so deleting it.