With a man bun

I don’t … think that was a part of the conversation going right now, but I am enjoying the turn it is taking!

LOTR?

… I must have put it down here somewhere…

I may or may not have found that women hugged me longer and smelled my hair if I used something the smelled good. I also used conditioner with my long hair and had many women running their fingers through it.

It was nice. Short hair is so much easier, though.

I’ve taken care of too many toddlers, I guess to trust that.

But I have taken care of too many toddlers to trust that they keep it on consistently, as well.

Typically, the sling is to reduce the chance of repeat injury, not for pain.

And putting it back is an easy process, if you know how to do it. Pain almost immediately goes away, though they need to be in a sling.

Anyone against this has never been the parent of a rambunctious, suicidal toddler. Those little buggers are fast and deadly curious.

Currently empathy is seen as weak, and the downfall of the west.

It was an incredibly large antibiotic pill because I didn’t want to shower (it took away from reading) and I got impetigo.

It is.

Gawd, I hate that aftertaste.

Nazis?