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I want to know why no one has challenged that in court, it’s clearly bullshit.

Dystopian futuristic maybe, in the way that a tank car is futuristic if you assume society is going to collapse into a lawless hellscape

Don’t leave trash in the woods. Where’s someone with a real truck to winch it out of there?

The owner of the field it’s sitting on will soon be charged with terrorism for harming Tesla property

You need more than tech help, this isn’t normal by any stretch of the imagination. Please make plans to extract yourself from this situation.

You might be kept waiting for days at customs while officers insult you and try to get you to sign self deportation papers. Prepare so that you have what you need if you can never come back. Not joking, that’s probably best case scenario, worst is gulag.

“Visit” some Tesla dealerships

These people also tend to injure themselves unconsciously and/or while they sleep, like chewing through their tongue, lips, or finger tips