Now introducing, Soylent Green

Winning the hearts and minds in a propaganda / information war at relatively low cost

I only have 1 box really, it’s named Hal. Seems helpful, not entirely sure if it’s on my side. Could murder me. I keep an analog shotgun next to it.

Yep, it’s what I use, though I remember having some difficulty with the initial setup, its been very reliable since.

That’s a wildly better idea

You mean https://pdftobrainrot.org/?

I know, I was on a big anti-google crusade and Proton seemed like an easy plug-n-play for a lot of the same services. That’s OK, I’m not really an “all your eggs in one basket” kind of person anyway.