But what if I can’t? 😢

FYI, baking replacement batteries for sex toys is not a viable business idea

Ask again once 60+ years of foreign relations have been rebuilt. It took less than four to ruin them.

Without checking, I’m willing to wager that inter-tech has something for you. I’m using a 4U case from them to rack mount ATX hardware.

I am not a creditcardologist, but I believe it’s neutral, since the transaction is effectively canceled, and no balance is meaningfully changed in the long run.

Mushrooms aren’t animalia

Only the trails a T-800 has visited.

Well, we are computer geeks, we just (sometimes) have other avenues of interest too.

Sorry to be that guy, but: venomous*

If you get sick from biting it, it’s poisonous.
If you get sick from it biting you, it’s venomous.

…as long as it’s part of Animalia, at least.

I still see “from somenumber” in car commercials from time to time. Maybe it’s only for products where you can’t easily go order it online, choosing between several outlets trying to undercut each other’s prices.

While certainly of utmost importance, there was no pooping on the poop deck. That was done on the Head, usually mounted near the bow, close to the forecastle.

Ducking autocorrect

I’d wager that they wanted the entire deck stabbed swabbed, but with extra attention paid to the poop deck. That’s where the important stuff happened.

I’ve witnessed many lithium battery fires with my own eyes, as part of my job (long story, not as interesting as it may sound), and while there is a lot of heat and energy involved, to the point where it competes with a hand grenade in terms of energy density, the energy release isn’t nearly as instantaneous (except from special circumstances regarding primary cells, but that’s also a long tangent that isn’t as interesting as it may sound).

The main concern is the offgassing and the heat. I am not a corpsologist, but I believe offgassing shouldn’t present a problem in a crematorium. I hear they have advanced hitech gadgets such as “chimnseys” and “filters”. (Citation needed)

As for the heat, lithium battery fires reach 1100 degrees C under optimal condition and while that is, to use a technical term, hot as fuck, anything built to withstand cremation temperatures every day for years should be able to withstand lithium fires that one day. It will certainly get hot, but probably not destructively so.

As a final note, yes, there will be pressure release, but the pressure wave is most likely negligible compared to the structural integrity necessary for a crematorium to carry its own weight. As briefly mentioned before, the pressure release of a battery is not instantaneous, and this is by design.

That’s several feet, yes, but clearly smaller than 6.

Q.e.d

My cat does. She prefers it cooked, but knows to wait for it to cool down a little.

Lies, nobody can make a burger that big

Should’ve called it a 2/6 pounder

Generally, personal items don’t raise any eyebrows. I’ve carried my own gadgets widgets and doodads through customs in a bunch of countries, and nobody ask any questions.

I also b®ought a laptop to Brazil for a coworker there, so he could avoid tariffs, and that was fine. But I made sure to get rid of the original packaging just so it wasn’t obvious that I was bringing something brand new and recently purchased abroad.

To add to this, I deal with massive storage clusters, and it is my firm professional opinion that hardware raid necessitates a proper raid controller with cache vault. If you have that, then you’re golden. If not, stick to software raid.