What if you had a crane?

Hear me out… What about a metal stick?

If you have different threat models for different data, then you should enumerate them and work through each.

First of all, figure out your threat model. What data are you trying to keep secret from Facebook? What will happen to you if Facebook gets that data? What lengths are reasonable to prevent that outcome?

Then figure out how to consistently prevent that data from leaking.

I don’t want Facebook knowing my address, name, age, and face - basically I don’t want to be doxxed. I’m not willing to go through the effort of hiding my IP, so I’m willing to give up on that, but the others are easy enough to lie about.

Always. I can only speak for myself and those I see around me.

Agreed. IRL things seem the same as always.