

omg dude right? what the fuck even is that
i’m probably baked
omg dude right? what the fuck even is that
what VPN do you have? and you have “always on VPN” switched on in your phone settings?
that does sound annoying. thanks for the heads up
what did they change about the settings
what did they change about the quick tiles
capybara get eaten in the wild all the time. average lifespan of a wild one is 4 years, and the primary cause of death is predation. they can live 10 years in captivity
their main form of defense is reproducing about as quickly as rabbits. they are sometimes competition for grazing land, but South Americans usually farm them if they’re a pest, rather than exterminating them, as they are very good meat animals. the Catholic Church classifies them as fish, so the more Catholic of community is, the more of them they’re eating (Catholics aren’t allowed to eat meat on friday, and somebody along the way decided fish weren’t meat. it wasn’t unusual to write the Vatican with a description vague enough to get something declared a fish; both the capybara and beaver were classified as fish because the people submitting the request just emphasized the amount of their lives they spend in the water), and there’s a medicinal grease produced from their skin that they use like petroleum jelly.
there’s a video out there of one trying to eat a duck
lol my friend was sober, she took the phone away and told me to go ahead and come over. the one who wanted to watch had passed out on the couch by then, so we went to the bedroom.
that’s really funny. I had an FWB (let’s say Katie) that I was still friends with but not sleeping with because she had started dating somebody. she’d recently broken up with him, and her closest girl friend got absolutely sloshed and called me from Katie’s phone asking if she could watch us fuck.
long pressing on the Bluetooth icon has always opened the Bluetooth menu. prior to Android 14, tapping on the Bluetooth icon would turn it on and off instead of opening the list of devices pop-up like it does now, which is annoying as shit, but that started with Android 14