It’s a secret passage! Try to open it.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen

I never thought I’d have to look to Hungary for democracy advice, but here we are

No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing

How does one secretly bomb anything???

I’d be willing to accept the… Alternative

The problem with jeggings

My friend had an idea for a Vietnamese Korean BBQ restaurant or was called…

Go Phu Quoc yourself

Well we’ve done the fuck around step, time to find out

It was a nick name

3 generations back was… Vernon. The farm family he came from had tons of kids. Just the boys had a rhyme to remember them all. There was Ed, and Ted, and leather head, and Jim, and John, and Walt, and Vernon. But Vernon was a crook, so after you said his name you spit the juice from your tobacco chew to get his bad name out of your mouth.

Such an accomplished individual!

True story… I used to go to a fairly large physician owned clinic network. They sold out to optum. Now care gets worse every year. Luigi, you listening buddy?

Ah yes, we’ve arrived at the “no U” phase of the illegal war.

While that might seem enticing at first, it has a climax that just hits you differently.

En-gym-ification?

Some still are shooting the messenger. If you don’t learn from history, you’re doomed to repeat it.

For a moment,i was hoping it would be a Norwegian red hat.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:WW2_Norway_Red_pointed_cap_knitted_mittens_national_protest_symbols_Andre_verdenskrig_tyskokkupert_Norge_Ulovlige_nasjonalsymboler_rød_topplue_nisselue_strikkevotter_med_H7_Haakon_VII_mønster_Alt_for_Norge_etc_Lofoten_Krigsminnemuseum.jpg

In other news, water is wet.

Lol, the house of cards series was the good timeline, and here i am in bizarro world like a sucker