Same here.

Im volcel.

You misunderstood. The tyrannical government they talk about is democracy.

I wish I was joking.

Their whole shtick is that they need it for home protection. Doesn’t make sense from that point of view.

But a pretty good one if your toddler knows how to unlock your safe and operate a gun. That’s pretty impressive.

The kitchen and the bathroom. Never go in there if you value your life.

Well shiiiiiet.

Jesus christ get a grip on reality ffs.

Don’t worry about it I wrote a bot to keep track of how popular you are judging by the amounts of upvotes you got.

It’s what people crave, like electrolytes.

Edit: oh shit I didn’t realize we’re in the presence of a child. Here are your training wheels little buddy, my bad:

/s

Who gives a shit about the comments? I AM the comments.

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Conan the Barbarian.

Fuck. I posted the exact same thing without even looking.

Yes. These ARE the good things in life.

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I sometimes wonder if people see “no stupid questions” as a challenge.

What does Jah think? Where is he, anyway.

“Today, the Apocalypse happened. All that we love and hold dear came to an end. Blood in the streets worldwide, panic, hunger, devastation reigns supreme.”

“What about my database server? Is it still up?”

Yeah the bible. If it’s in the Bible it’s true, but posts will be removed because they’re already in the bible. If they’re not in the bible well then they are false and will be removed.

Just read the Bible. And nothing else, ever.

But they are also pointless because nothing existed before then so they will still be removed for off topic.

What a joke, this sub has zero credibility while a delusional religious fanatic is modding it.

You made me spittle.