Lucky didn’t ‘go’ anywhere.

Yes, all my coworkers, including my managers are now younger than me. So when a manager takes everyone out, the waiters assume that I’m the one treating everyone to lunch.

A girl that stopped me on the street to ask directions concluded the exchange with “Thank you sir.”

Also, the waiters now automatically bring the bill to me when I have lunch with coworkers.

If this was a rules-based society, yes. It isn’t.

The only good nazis are dead nazis.