minus-squarexia@lemmy.catoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•In order to be allowed to drive, you don't just have to promise to pay if you hit someone, you have to pay in advance in case you hit someonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoYou have to BET a third party that you WILL hit someone (they pay if you do). linkfedilink
minus-squarexia@lemmy.catoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•Are you familiar with that thing where you eat popcorn and you get a tough little piece lodged way back in the depths of your mouth right by the base of your tongue?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI’m not entirely sure this qualifies as a shower thought, at least… not in the original sense. linkfedilink
xia@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agodo as i say...lemmy.caimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imagedo as i say...lemmy.caxia@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
You have to BET a third party that you WILL hit someone (they pay if you do).