

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne


Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne
Sorry, for security issues, we can’t let you know what you’re doing


You stupid monkey!


Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat


Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets


I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky
“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”
IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.
yes