Results may vary as it is entirely possible to also convince yourself it works with the same method

  • cloudless@piefed.social
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    12 hours ago

    I used to write horoscopes for a magazine. Guess what my background was? I was the IT support guy of the magazine publisher.

    No experience needed to write generic horoscopes, people who believe in it will believe whatever they read anyway.

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      10 hours ago

      Remembering fondly that time you lied to an entire town for months / years.

      What an asshole.

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        4 hours ago

        that time you lied

        I hear Aliens never happened, so fuck James Cameron’s documentarian status, right? I’ve got a similar complaint with a documentary about three bears and some porridge.

        Let fiction be the fiction it is.

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        10 hours ago

        How could it be a lie when horoscope is never the truth anyway?

        I didn’t remember it fondly, it was just a task my boss asked me to do while my actual job was IT support.