- “I’m too old for this shit.”
- “EVERYOOOOONE!!!”
“he can’t see without his glasses”
42
“Two fighters against a star destroyer?”
Which one is that?
Empire Strikes Back. When they’re giving the plans to the crews for evacuating Hoth.
I have a fondness for memorable one liners in movies where it’s the characters only line.
“Ass to ass”
“I’m like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar.”
Still hurts.
Yeah man, that scene broke me. No lump in my throat, no simple sniffles, my big ass was full on sobbing.
*I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.
I say that waaaaaay too much when shit gets stressful
‘I am no messenger… but I will give you a message: the message of death!’
Samir Naga… Nagi… Naganaworkhereanymore anyway and Mike Bolton, no one’s going to miss him.
Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
“This isn’t where I parked my car”
“Mi scusi!”
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”
“I’m stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me.”
Groovy
It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!
I’m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubble gum.
Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!
I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson’s dream.