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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind."

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      https://europe.pub/c/HorseMemes

  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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    This one also works in Dutch. My kids hate it XD

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      I had to explain it to my wife, both in Dutch and English. :-(

      PS: Have your upvote.

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        Can you explain it to me too? Because I don’t get it either.

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          Dutch version? “Hoi, paard!”.

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            Lol, thanks… :P

            Still didn’t help (even after translating it to English, because obviously it’s just “Hey, horse” - in fact it made it worse as Google translates it as “Hi, horse” which I later learned completely ruins the joke)

            In desperation I searched the joke, and found the same joke elsewhere phrased a different way:

            A horse walks into a bar. “Hey,” says the bartender.

            The horse says “Buddy, you read my mind”

            The difference in telling between “Hey, horse” and just “Hey” was massive and made it instantly clear.

            Hey = Hay

            Dumb I didn’t see it but yeah.

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