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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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Ok… so. For the terminally slow?
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  Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
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    Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
    
    It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

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