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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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It's too good tuba true

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It's too good tuba true

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  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    I feel like it would work better if it wasn’t the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!

  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

  • 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works
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    wow… i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument…

    english is my first language…

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      Ditto

      First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn’t an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

  • Mommy Longarms@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t think it can be that piano to trick people.

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    I don’t guitar you can clavichord any random word with an instrument.

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      Sure you harpsichord! Anyone harpsichord do it!

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    More like can’t see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s a decent joke.

    Can anyone trump it?

  • SolidShake@lemmy.world
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    You ever have phone sax?

    • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      Ever had sax on phone?

  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

    This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it’s about context clues not puns.

    • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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      You very smartphone.

  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

    • tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works
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      Sometimes both!

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