Since the anus is between two “buns” (asscheeks), you also could also call it some sort of hot dog / sandwich / burger. Cover the penis with mustard and/or ketchup and it’ll be perfect (and since the rectum can absorb salt and sugar, some extra nutrition for the anal receiver too!) ;P
Since the anus is between two “buns” (asscheeks), you also could also call it some sort of hot dog / sandwich / burger. Cover the penis with mustard and/or ketchup and it’ll be perfect (and since the rectum can absorb salt and sugar, some extra nutrition for the anal receiver too!) ;P
Way too early for this.
Hear me out, if they bleed or got the yellow stains…
I understand bleeding. Fine. But why do you say “the yellow stains” like I should know what that is?
Fluid excretetions :)
Pull out, lick it. Now you’ve got some iron (haemoglobin from blood) and free gut bacteria. Good exchange. Worst that’ll happen to you is diarrhea.
Someone should embroider this on a throw pillow.