presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agoSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.message-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down17
arrow-up1196arrow-down1message-squareSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoI choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
minus-squarefroh42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoIt’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
I choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
It’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.