Sitting here trying to chill on the couch at 10am on a Saturday. Over the back fence is a dog that barks constantly whenever it’s left unattended, and some toddler in a nearby apartment block has been throwing a screaming tantrum for the last 15 minutes, which also happens regularly. How’s the serenity?

Edit: The reference

  • Almacca@aussie.zoneOPEnglish
    71·
    6 days ago

    Edit: When I searched for ‘Far Side dog translator’, one of the first results was this page.

    Had Professor Schwartzman taken some more time to study canine behavior, perhaps the comic strip’s protagonist would’ve realized the logical (almost obvious) answer that dog barks mean exactly what the decoder expertly translates them as.