Because they chose words and sounds purely based on whether they sounded pretty.
Ignore me. This thought was based on false information that I neglected to fact check 😔 learned my lesson there! Apologies for any hard feelings!
Source of correction: a literal linguist 🤦♂️
Nah, English is the result of splicing together llm output, two stack overflow answers and some custom code with a
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