I’mma shrink the sun so I can steal it for my personal use xD

(Also no, vitamin d supplements does not work as good as sunlight)

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      12 days ago

      Oh my gods why does everybody think that my name is something to do with dicks? My full name is Stiffenicus! STIFFENICUS!!! I don’t have a dick! I am female, but go by they/them. I have female parts.

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        12 days ago

        Heh, – if it helps – I was operating under the assumption that a clitoris rubbed too frequently would also get stiff, from inflammation, and it’d work in any scenario. Though – admittedly – “stiffy” is often used as slang for an erection, I wasn’t making any assumptions about genitalia.

        I can absolutely delete my original comment (and this one), if any of it makes you uncomfortable, regardless the reason. I can definitely see how that’d be annoying or bothersome, etc. Just let me know and I’d be more than happy to (/gen).

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          12 days ago

          No, no, it’s alright. Many people have made this kind of comment. It doesn’t make me uncomfortable, I was just saying that it is my nickname that people call me by.

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            12 days ago

            I’m glad for that, at least.

            Makes sense, given your full name. Stiffenicus is a really cool sounding name, btw!

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              12 days ago

              Thanks! I changed it legally when I was 20, cause I didn’t like my birth name.