I don’t mean gross stuff like SomethingAweful.
I’m talking someone’s fever dream neocities page that details how to make a UFO engine using element 115.
A blog that is wild conspiracy stuff that has aged like fine wine.
Or some serial forum post that makes no sense but seems too complex to be performative.
17776 is a good example, if you’re not familiar.


ZOMBOCOM
WELCOME. TO ZOMBOCOM.
THIS IS… ZOMBOCOM
Looks like the OG is finally gone. RIP
New one is up with similar spirit but it’s not the same. https://zombo.com/
Oh wow even the audio isn’t the same
Yeah, I had to look up a video of the old song and now I totally remember seeing this site literally 20ish years ago.
I know it will upset people to say, but I like both songs. BUT - the original site was specific satire. The new song is epic, but doesn’t have the same social critique.
This song just radicalized me to whatever happens when the “loading” bar finishes.
Edit: And now I’m part of the inner circle, so that’s cool. I’m going to put that on my resume.