Just need to spice up the conversation.

Me: “so what is your stance: knotted canine cocks, or barbed felines? Because for me I love a big bulbous knot, but a big kitty that knows how to work it can make me leave claw marks on the bed frame”

Driver: accelerating at full-throttle to make this trip end as fast as possible

Me: “but the sweet spot is hybrids, I mean why settle for one when you can have both, y’know?”

Driver: bails out of the car

Me: “hehehe, works every time”