Dylan, useful idiot with commit access, pushed age verification PRs to systemd, Ubuntu & Arch, got 2 Microslop employees to merge it, called it 'hilariously pointless' in the PR itself, then watched Lennart personally block the revert. Unpaid compliance simp.
$ cat /home/$USER/isUserUnderage.txt no $ ll /home/$USER/isUserUnderage.txt -rw-r--r-- 1 root rootDone. Now please let me through, mr. Caflifornia Immigration Officer
That would still be complying. Not okay.