When I was 8, I remember being bored and curious and touching a lot of parents stuff… phones… wallets… legal documents…

Most parents don’t put their stuff in safes…

Like… THE WALLET IS RIGHT THERE… I COULD JUST GRAB IT!

If they had age verification stuff back then… I could’ve just… quickly snap a pic of their ID and just YOLO it…

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    2 days ago

    “Well, Mr. Smith… I see here that your son used your ID to access illicit materials on the internet. Did you not think to secure it? You realize you’re criminally liable for allowing a minor to access inappropriate material? And I see you were at the government protest last week… such a poor role model you are, Mr. Smith…”