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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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  • Zagam@piefed.social
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    I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

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      Why did he name his wooden leg Smith?

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        Because he didn’t need an arm smith?

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