• kboos1@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    I don’t know for sure but “send gay nudes or get drafted” sounds a little gay.

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      5 days ago

      Pumpkin, it’s not just any gay nudes of yourself. It’s gay nudes with very specific asks. The kinds of asks you might expect from a patron of your OnlyFans account. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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      5 days ago

      I think it’s like the bear hunter joke where you have to keep resubmitting it for even more clear close up photos.

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      4 days ago

      That will be next wave of text scams: “You are due to be drafted, unless you send nudes of yourself getting railed up the ass, with your face showing, and either a big smile, or some other expression that demonstrates your pleasure. It must be accompanied by a 500 word essay about how much you enjoyed it. In detail.”