TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydaymessage-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down126
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydayTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareBigBrownDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·1 day agoAnd when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
minus-squareBucketBong@p.hobo.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoFuck, I need to get a pool!
minus-squareTranquilTurbulence@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-222 hours agoI always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
Fuck, I need to get a pool!
I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.