We were on the hwy passing a sign that had the next town … “Plover, 2 miles”
I yelled out “PLOVER!”
The driver swerved back and forth a bit, staring at me, startled.
Seeing my shit eating grin, he proceeded to yell at me how dangerous that was and how he wasn’t amused.


If there was a type of joke below a dad joke, this would be it.