Kinda where the Venture Bros went with their 6 Million Dollar Man spoof.
That’s what everyone was meant to think, though I was barely alive after my test ship broke up, but the army saved me. They spent six million dollars to give me all new bionic parts. Made me stronger, better, faster than I was. Then you know what they did? They put me to work! They expected me to pay it all back! Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary!?
Kinda where the Venture Bros went with their 6 Million Dollar Man spoof.