• altphoto@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    Hey guys! Guess what???

    My poop! It is now just $5.99!

    No, not factorial. That’s just five ninety nine! Where? Where can you get my poop? Right here! In the toilet! That’s where I put it every day! Then I just push this little lever right here and then I go do other things! What? What do you mean? Oh I flushed it didn’t I? Yeah, it’s ok, I’ll make more tomorrow! $5.99 remember! 5.99!