“We had 847 AGPL dependencies blocking our acquisition. MalusCorp liberated them all in 3 weeks. The due diligence team found zero license issues. We closed at $2.3B.”
Marcus Wellington III Former CTO, Definitely Real Corp
(Acquired)
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Trusted by industry leaders who prefer to remain anonymous
Definitely satire.
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There’s also the nice “trust us” under is it legal?
Its a parody on how all of the data was stolen in the first place, also I caught some subtle nids to how fucked the maintenance will be.