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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

He will try his best …

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He will try his best …

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    If that fails, remember you always perform under pressure…about 1 atmosphere of it.

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      Age has me longing for a mountainous environment.

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        Okay but remember with less gravity you also get less oxygen

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          Yeah. 🙂

    • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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      I could only manage 1.01325 bars of that song.

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