Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?

quick_snail@feddit.nl · edit-2 17 hours ago

But courtesy flush
But you’re allowed to communicate to the dick sucker. Communication is very important in sex
But I’m also using my phone to read
But use soap too
But also slap their face before walking away

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

I did #5 (the embarrassing, not the slapping) to some high school kid in a mall a has been doing some work at. Dude used the original and walked right out. When i came out he was chatting up what looked like a classmate or friend. So I walked by them, close enough to say a quick aside to the girl, and walked on. Pointed directly at him and said “he didn’t wash his hands” and left to the sound of her laughing at him. Or me. Dunno. He wasn’t laughing tho

(I’m a middle-aged construction worker with a wedding ring and resting tired bastard face)