Have you tried turning your phone upside down?

I wish you’d get outta my life and shut up.

A person pouring a flammable liquid should never also use an ignition source. If anything is spilt on you while pouring, it makes it much more likely you’ll catch on fire.

If lighting something small you could open, pour close with one hand, and then use your other hand to light.

Thier lesser known sibling was actually a pirate. It’s said that they were one of the most successful pirates ever having buried a vast amount of the treasure they’d acquired. They were always able find what they burried by leaving a signed symbol at the spot. Even though they never learnt to read or write, they’d sign everything with an ‘X’.

But then how would I look at my phone while using my Desktop.

I’ll need a dummy phone to doom scroll on.

Where’s the profit in empathy?

I think this is gay eraser

A previous job of mine wanted people in my team to volunteer for being on call overnight for a week at a time.

No-one did, so they forced us. I emailed all managers involved including HR I said that I would like to opt-out for various reasons like family, mental and physical health, and also that the pay was in no way adequate for what they wanted. Again they pushed, so I replied with I’ll do it but would be unavailable most afternoons and evenings with my kids and things they have on. That I also won’t be able to answer after going to sleep because I take my mental health very seriously and need quality sleep to function.

So the first night I slept peacefully as I normally do as I have my phone set to go to DND automatically. I got called in because I didn’t answer a call that came in last night, I asked when it was, about midnight, and said well that’s because I was asleep.

Go to the next 2 mangers up, say the same thing and they say that I need to answer. I explain the email stating that I would be unable to answer calls at many times including when asleep and how no-one replied with that being a problem. One of the managers was like, wait up, you flagged this; yup; can you send me the email chain; yup. Got removed and told I wouldn’t need to worry about doing it anymore.

It found a new job shortly after that.

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.