And hopefully afterwards you learnt that you keep producing sperm, right? So even if you had a bath that was hot enough to kill off your current batch, you’d have them replenished shortly after.

I can absolutely relate but bathing that often is bad for your skin. Might also affect your circulation in the long run. Mind you, daily showers aren’t exactly the best thing you can do either (exceptions apply).

It’s not about your phone but the way you access Lemmy. There’s a bunch of apps and web interfaces that all look different so it’s unfortunately difficult to tell you were to go without knowing what you’re using.

Mate, I appreciate that the phrase “having an argument” triggered the same association for you as it did for me but honestly the rest of our interaction does not necessarily make me want to pretend argue with you for shits and giggles. Cheers.

No I don’t.

We can go the full half hour if you like, I’m free.

I didn’t even realise we were having an argument, much less what about. But sure.

Irrelevancies like laying out your argument? That seems to me to be the most relevant thing in a discussion, especially if you want to stay “on topic”.

I can’t help with your problem but you seem to have marked your account as a bot account. Somewhere in your account setting (depends on what UI you use) there’s a checkmark for that. You probably want to uncheck it because some people have automatic filters for bot accounts.

It is customary to first lay out your own arguments and thoughts if you want to start a discussion.

Depends on the phase you had the thought in.

Excuse me, this is showerthoughts. Thoughts had in the bathtub go in bathtubthoughts. I vill haff order.

That’s indeed a correct description of reality. I don’t think you’re high. Have another one.

But get out of the shower first.

You mean “at best”.

There was a thing about whether women would rather meet a bear or a man while out alone in the woods, not whatever Grimmy is fantasizing about. The point was to make men think about why women might prefer meeting a wild, stereotypically unpredictable animal over a human (cis) male.

The “trend” was simply women saying whether they’d rather meet a bear or a man in the woods. To make men think about why that is.

I don’t know where you got the daughter from.

Edit: actually, thinking about it, it’s interesting that you make it about men being asked.

Grimmy, it’s not meant to be answered. Everybody knows that. It’s supposed to make men think.

Girl. The very first thing I said included “you want the swelling to go down”. You didn’t seem to mind. If you don’t want help, don’t ask for it.

Your nose is “stuffy” because the mucous membranes in your nose are swollen. A decongestant causes that swelling to go down.

That’s perfectly fine. It’s not even really proven that additional water intake does anything at all. However, it usually makes you feel better which is why doctors recommend it and you should kep doing it. It’s ultimately treating a symptom, the miserable feeling.

The term “cold medication” is basically short for “take these things if you experience the symptoms commonly associated with the common cold”. There’s a reason why the question whether humans have “found a cure for the common cold” is a science-fiction thing - we can’t “cure” it. But a cold is (in most cases) so very harmless that it’s just not worth the effort to do more than treat symptoms. Most bodies are able to deal with the underlying causes just fine on their own if you just take a couple of days of rest to let yours to its thing.