Confusing as fuck is what it would be. What if my mum and the friend I hung out with for four months on student exchange and my favourite primary school teacher all meet me at the same time? They don’t know of each other’s existence and they know wildly different me’s. Which me would I be? Do I notice myself oscillating between personalities and bodies?

What does “see” mean? What does that entail? Can I look at them in a zoo?

I have little of substance to offer. But specifically regarding the permanence of usernames I’d assume part of it is to prevent impersonation. “Hey guys, 'sup, it’s me, ya boi, I know I deleted but I’m back! Now, I have a big favour to ask my dear followers because, you see, my grandmother’s budgie has turbo cancer of the tailfeather [etc]…”

Isn’t “keeping it in the closet” an English language idiom that just means “to keep it secret”? I’d always figured “coming out of the closet” evolved from there.

Probably the one who’s more easily accessible.

Ea-Nasir The Archaeology of a Legend by solomonisms9000 (YT video) says it’s complicated.

That’s nice, dear. Can your very clever vagina teach you to relax some time too?

Yes but does it talk to you?

Admittedly I know too little about mechanical engines but I’m pretty sure they all need some kind of lubricant to work. /UmAckchually

Best kind of correct.

They even got Mr Beast, excellent point.

I’d rather live out in the woods on my own than be forced to work a job that actively harms my mental health.

And admittedly, I know too little about Marx but I’d be surprised to learn that he was in favour of mindless work for no purpose other than to tick that “has job” box.

So the goal is simply to tick everybody’s “has job” box, not such unnecessary things as “earns enough to afford food and shelter” or “is fulfilled by job” (edit:) or even “has useful job”.

You are now, after being called out.

Yes, your point is to forget things that don’t lend themselves to your argument.

And when they don’t qualify for any available jobs or there simply isn’t any work and thus no jobs anywhere because jobs don’t grow on trees, you give people the job of sitting at a desk for eight hours a day doing nothing while their mental health crumbles away. Jolly good.

Nothing wrong in making unemployment illegal

Do you hear yourself?

Saying “socialism is superior because look at all these successful artists from this one country” is the same level discourse as “socialism is evil because look at all these people killed by dictators in the name of socialism”.

Ah, portrait mode, let’s watch that real qu**26 minutes**

No, 26 minutes is not egregiously long, of course, I just realised that portrait mode sends that “short video” signal to my brain and it confused me for a sec :)

I’ll do worse - I’ll TIP you!