https://www.keybr.com/ is a free 20 minutes a day practice tool that i tey to use daily. starts easy, then slowly ramps up to new letters for you to practice.

There’s so much bad news in this timeline, but seeing Onion News owning Info Wars is for sure a highlight

They ran out of baegles and were waiting for delivery

There’s that story about collecting all the enemies foreskins. That should be near the top of the To Read list

Cop A: Uhh. I hate taser training. Cop B: I know right. Plus you always get that awkward boner you have to hide afterwards. Cop A: What?

On an interesting clock note. Yes, analogue clocks are in school, but at home, kids are surrounded by digital clocks on their screens.

So we are getting kids who can easily reach a digital clock, but are struggling with basics “short hand means hour”

print (“Hello World”)

I haven’t watched Big Hero 6 in ages, but that line brought it all back…

I always thought Too Many Cooks was just the simple phrase. Not the whole masterpiece of a video.

It is possible to hear part of the joke, without knowing the whole joke.

I just picked up Daily You. Having fun logging every day so far. (Its only been a week, but still fun)

https://f-droid.org/packages/com.demizo.daily_you

Terminal is good BTW

Fully understand your current distro/tools, before distrohopping/installing new stuff, so you know what you are looking for, instead of getting new things you don’t need.

Work iPad was forced to liquid glass. Can’t find a way to turn it off. Imagine spending $700 for the cheapest iPad, just for not even having the option to choose how your app icons look.

On a similar note, first aid class. CPR. A defibrillator can measure the persons heart rate to know when to shock.

That moment when you close reddit because the All feed was meh, to see the same post here too

Neighbour has a dog called Friday. Get to see Friday 3-5 days a week. (Doesn’t make work any easier, but I always have a smile on my face when I see him)

Pizza place doesn’t deliver to my area. Uber eats does.

Either rotate your legs, or rotate your penis.

Those shouldn’t line up that way.

I knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.

Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee

I was going give my joke answer about how I just made a bash script to mount all my hard drives to mnt/[directories 1-13], instead of just mounting it through F-Stab, but this is NOTHING compared to your examples…

This is how I learnt about the original song.