I wash em before pissing. My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not
You guys have a bathroom ?
The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself…
I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!
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Ok, but if I pee I don’t touch any genitals?!
The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.
For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.
In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.
It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.
Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.
Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.
good for him i guess that sounds tedious as fuck
personally i eat other people’s shit every day
You make me proud, nutsack.
The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.
I also wash before I go, because your junk has it’s own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn’t belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn’t belong in your daily surroundings.
If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.
Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place
Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.
I wash the engine grease off first. Then take a load off and sit down. The real question is, “Why do kids pee on the seat?” WHY GOD WHY
I know a guy who won’t go in public toilets or at anyone else’s house, but at a pinch might make a crazy nest of toilet paper over the seat. You can take it too far - the world is not a sterile place.
I can’t speak for myself, but I’ve seen some children/young teenagers with ADHD being already too focused on what’s next. Or they go to the toilet with a handheld gaming console or smartphone to begin with, and never diverted their attention except for the bare minimum required when going to the toilet.
My dick is cleaner then the faucet and I use multiple layers of shit tickets so my finger doesn’t end up in my butthole like when I was a kid.
I didn’t piss over my hands.
Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:
it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you’re a sitter. If you’re a sitter, then you’re probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?
Ever hear of sitting?
Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.
I’m sorry, what???
Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?
*Sit and spray
I’m freedickin’ that shit homie
