PrimeErective

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

My potions are too strong for you, tra- oh wait that says “poison”

Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil

Did you know there’s an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?

That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard

Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?

Evidenced by the “Baby on Board” stickers

Thanks for the recommendations! I deleted my original comment because I thought maybe it was too off topic. Silly me

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It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil

If he has long hair, it’s fantasy. If he has short hair, it’s sci fi

Were you stung as a child?