There’s are two ways to deal with criticism:

Note the suggestion and do better next time.

Lash out at others for making you feel inferior.

One of these is much more mature than the other.

Still better than driving over potholes with an empty bank account and a Camry.

How you perceive that is entirely up to you.

That’s probably my least favorite way of refusing to take responsibility for your own words.

Nope. You’re normal.

I’m no expert, but I’ve only experienced fishiness after sex or a few days without a shower.

Shit yellow

That’s pretty much how we think about dogs.

After three months, we’re ready for them to go.

In addition to that, they just have much more interesting things to say. I worked with a guy who was big on math, and spent the whole day explaining complex math theories and interesting math history. Did you know Pythagoras was a major asshole and may have killed someone for disproving one of his theories?

I actually feel more comfortable around autistic people.

Am I autistic? Is it disabilist of me to say so?

I believe it’s called “Doing exactly what they intended it to make you do.”

The 7th Saga. SNES.

How do cops feel about garlic?

Even the best teachers can’t get through to EVERY student.

What about Henny loafers?

We homebrewers will be the thousandaires of the end times!

When the world collapses, nobody’s going to care about gold.

Stock up on bottlecaps instead.

So i need to annoy him into doing healthy stuff.

Sounds more like you get annoying when he’s sick.

I would not want to stay in bed drinking tea with an icepack when I’m sick, and it would frustrate me to be hassled about it when I’m sick.

Maybe just leave him be instead of getting frustrated with non-existent problems that YOU are creating in your head.

Some people care more about money and titles than personal well being. And there’s nothing wrong with that, for THEM.

By demoting yourself, THEY think that you are now less of a person than you were before because you don’t have any extra letters after your name.

But really, a 2% pay difference is nothing, and you’re essentially making the same money to do an easier, less stressful job that results in YOU being healthier than before. They might actually be a little jealous.

Reading this post made me sneeze.

No lie.

Technically not death.