Much like how the president is lying about Chicago and Portland being crime filled dens of sin to keep people from finding out how cool of a city they are.

How come comedians don’t do jokes about dems?

They will as soon as Trump stops providing good material.

You obviously pasted the wrong link.

I believe this is the game you meant:

https://share.google/9Qcqk3rI2jBEqz6s7

Yeah. Pretty sure he’s on that one.

So, my brother writes and self publishes music, but nobody’s really heard of him, so I was thinking about his online presence. You won’t find any articles, discussions or reviews, but he does have socials. Also, there’s a lot of variety in his music, but it’s all in the same genre.

You’re half right! It was actually to prevent golf course fights.

For the same reason that the World Record Holders are decided by a brewery. They just started doing it, and people wanted to be on their list.

There aren’t many things you CAN’T do that with.

Oh absolutely. It only makes sense to map both of those “sometimes” actions to a single button, but it’s still fun to laugh at.

The older I get the harder it is for me to understand why crouching is supposed to be quieter than walking.

If I was crouching you’d hear my groans and my joints crack and pop from another room.

I am spooked!

Might as well start here in the comments!

I thought the picture was more important than it really is, and I was so confused.

But it’ll all be worth it once they get around to updating the website in a few months!

Maybe I was just too young, but I never got the impression that a thermonuclear war was around the corner.

Won’t you cum?

It had been the target of less permanent terrorism multiple times before that.

Be the change you want to see!

Oh shit. I misread that and bought a Prius.

Seeing as 9-11 only happened once in the past few thousand years, the AI odds check out.