You can’t pull off a sweet uppercut by punching down.

I hate that. So much so, that when I do get a chance to see my friends I haven’t seen in a while, I always try to remember what I wore last time and avoid it.

Transfers, yes, but if you’re careful, those germs on your hands will never get to your face, but a kiss is direct infection.

Fun fact! I never knew!

No, but there are so many American sub cultures, I didn’t want to try to include them all or speak for any others.

It’s the illusion of democracy. We are voting to fill these positions, but we might as well be picking ponies at the track. If they wear our favorite color and we like the sound of their name, then we vote them in.

And every year, the corporations parade their puppets about and we choose the shiniest one.

'Murican male culture isn’t real keen on kissing. It is reserved for your romantic interest. It would be very inappropriate to give a peck on the cheek or even blow a kiss to a friend or acquaintance.

To clarify, I don’t mean American culture, I mean 'Murica. White Christian small town America.

In most cases, I’d probably recommend the family business, but your parents are abusive and they should have as little involvement in your life as possible.

ALWAYS relevant.

It has to be the same person, right?

And they all have Chlamydia!

We consume information like Koalas consume eucalyptus.

We stuff our faces with toxic filler with little to no nutritional value, until we get sick and pass out. Just to wake up and do it all over again.

Wait. You aren’t?!?

I’ll take any good excuse to laugh nowadays.

Let me go ask AI and copy the response for you.

They are, but the cans are full of tear gas.

The worst thing about this is that I can never find my apps. I need to check on Verizon, so I scroll down to the Vs. Nope, it’s in with the Ms.

You’re not wrong.

Should we feel bad for someone when this happens to them? Absolutely!

Should we feel any worse about this person than any other person in the same scenario? Not at all.

I knew someone who ran a similar program for DUIs.

It probably wouldn’t be a revenue stream for the government.

A private company would buy the equipment and charge the government AND the speeder for the costs, maintenance and monitoring.

Usually when there is a big push for these kinds of enforcement systems, the person pushing for it already has a friend of family member who just happens to do exactly that.

Accidently my ass! Stop trying to bring it back!