It’s funny because everyone knows dolphins prefer the romance languages.

Only if you pick one that isn’t true.

We’ll see who gets the last laugh when I’m looking down on the rest of you from the righteous kingdom of Jibbers Crabst, the magic space lobster!

I thought it was the doors closing.

You mention how she’s mean to kids, but how does she act around kids her age, or adults? You’ve only described how she acts at her worst, so we don’t know if her best is any better.

He’s MAGA in case anyone was wondering,

Yeah, I’m pretty sure we all figured that one out.

And nothing worse than not being able to find the thing that you stashed away years ago for exactly this situation!

I got it instantly! Thanks Diablo 2!

Yup! We have a few those around my town.

You can browse Reddit without an account.

But why would you want to go somewhere that obviously doesn’t want you?

And why do you feel obligated to make them listen to you when they’ve made it clear, they don’t want to hear it?

Court Transcript:

Judge: How do you plead?

Defendant: JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS…

But what would they do when they run out of good news in the first 7 minutes?

A charity implies your giving out to someone else. I’d stick with an honest gofundme that explains that the money is for your personal use.

Even then, I don’t think the school is going to be willing to “donate” to it in order to avoid illegally paying you directly.

I love this thread so much!

Just to be clear, I’m not laughing at you, OP. I sure wouldn’t know what to do with a pomegranate, and we only learn through asking questions and experimenting.

That being said, the idea of biting into an avocado and expecting it to taste like a banana or apple is funny as hell! Especially the comments where they aren’t quite sure if these people talking about putting it on a sandwich are fucking with them or not.

Golden!

Is having one or two people telling you what to think better than having most of the world telling you what to think?

What do you want them to taste like? 😘

Because their opinion of white women is formed by the women they interact with in real life. Real people living their real lives, and they not concerned with with becoming the property of these men (if they even deserve that title).

Their opinion of Asian women is formed by their carefully curated collection of Anime, Porn, and dating sims. They aren’t interested in an Asian woman’s thoughts or hopes and dreams. They just want to own one.

It sounds like you’d literally have to take your friend to the moon in order for them to believe anything, but there are reflective sensors (I don’t know exactly what they are called or what they do) that scientists shoot lasers at for science.

Maybe you can find a video that explains them and shows a scientist interacting with them? Although, I suspect they’d just claim that was all faked too.

Your specific example just sounds like superstition, but dark humor is like playing with fire, it can be a lot of fun, but, you have to be careful. There’s a time and a place, and it’s not funny if you accidentally burn someone.

May 2006, Green was honorably discharged after he was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder.

Jesus fucking Christ.

They did eventually put him in prison, where he died, but after reading what they did, that particular sentence really pissed me off.

Kind of missing the whole locked on to your wrist theme.