Because the system is designed to make it so you never leave and you never have the upper hand.

Pretty sure they are asking what an all out war against the cartels would look like.

Is it possible to rent a dumpster? If you dedicate a few hours a day over a week rental, you could probably get a lot out. If you can recruit some friends to give you a hand, even better. Be sure to at least feed them afterwards, or they won’t be around next time you need a hand.

Dumpsters full up faster than you’d expect, if you can, go bigger than you think.

I always tell people that about parenting. Generally, if you’re worried about not being a good enough parent, you probably are a good parent.

Maybe a naughty word, but not a swear word.

🤯

You might as well tell me it’s my fault that you can’t fly because I pointed out that gravity exists.

I hate them as much as you do, but I at least know where to place the blame.

Definitely not something I’d look for, but I’m happy to subscribe!

But what will you do once you’ve taught them all the errors of their ways, and there’s nothing left to correct?

Good morning, coworker!

Just sending this email to create a paper trail of evidence documenting your ineptitude in completing the task that you were supposed to do last week.

Thanks!

I’ve got bad news about most comparison sites. They’re ads.

When my PSU was going bad, it would shut off when I tried to run high-intensity programs like games.

Thanks Trump

Follow the money. Advertisement exists because businesses demand it.

Your post is literally shooting the messenger.

Those reps are advertising, just not to us.

good products don’t need advertisement

Oh yeah? Name the best, highest quality product you’ve never heard of.

That was a good one! Got a little weird at the end, but they wrapped it up well.

Oh yeah. You DEFINITELY need to come over and smoke a cone with me.

Disclaimer: smoking is a nasty habit, and it’s better to never start than to try to quit.

That being said, it’s pretty crazy how smoking cigarettes brings people together. I’m very reluctant to talk to people I don’t know, but if I go out for a smoke and I see a few other people smoking outside, they instantly became my new best friends.

Sons of Anarchy

Lost (until it sucked)

The Middle

The Office (US)

Animal Kingdom

My Name is Earl

Young Sheldon

Funny thing about Young Sheldon, When I started watching it, I had never watched Big Bang Theory, and honestly, now that I have, I don’t even really like it, but Young Sheldon is better than it deserves to be.